not quite sure about this. in the process of cleaning all my crapola off my mac at work (ah, little OS X I will miss you) and i came across this. not sure what i was thinking here, it's odd. my skills are a joke but it was entertaining.
South African Archbishop Desmond Tutu walked by a construction site on a temporary sidewalk the width of one person. A white man appeared at the other end, recognized Tutu, and said, "I don't make way for gorillas." At which Tutu stepped aside, made a deep sweeping gesture, and said, "Ah, yes, but I do."