sing a song! singing is great. Was singing on the top of my lungs in the car this morning and looked to my left and there was a man walking on a mission, singing on the top of his lungs too, even using his fists to express his emotion. T'was great. Sing in the car people. SING! and if you can't, then hum...and use your fists.

Flip! I'm so flippin' tired. Went to a comedy show last night. Security checked my bag, as they do. They confiscated my pepper spray and asked me whether I was planning anything...? bout 10 minutes later when I was sitting in my seat, I found a screw driver in my bag. Oh the irony.

I stop at the same robot with the same taxi everyday. On the sides of the taxi are large stickers that inform other drivers that "Egg's are magic". Really?

OK, so just went to...hmm, the name evades me right now, to a place in obs that sells really old film. Dunno how my contact knew that this place would stock it. So I walk in, it smells like hairspray (anyone got a match), and the lady who helps me has a limp. I give her the secret look and she disappears into the back...5 minutes later she returns with a Kodak 120 film fresh from the fridge. I need 127 film, but she says its fine, it'll work. I ask her how much? she says, the boss says its free. So I thank her and enquire whether I can purchase a few more...you know, with money. She replies, "nay man, do you need it now, then I gotta climb up again and fetch you more." Thanks for your time.

Reasons for starting this...blog

*All the cool kids are doing it.

*I started eating meat again yesterday.

*There's a lady in my office called Betty.

*I spend, on average, 2 hours in traffic everyday.

*I like Soy milk...flavoured of course...pffft.

*Balloons frighten me.